I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
words i use in every sentence:
That’s a sentence right there
Forwards and backwards
You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence
ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr
I see different shades with each one of my eyes.
The world looks warmer to my right eye and colder to my left.
Basically, my eyes are 2 different instagram filters.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
This still brings me to fucking tears xD